Republicans Want Don Jr. to Run for President, for Some Terrible Reason

Baby Trump was a particular favorite among younger Republican voters, as was his sister, Ivanka, whom 16 percent of total respondents picked as the next candidate. Apparently, the Guardian predicted this when Don Jr.’s book, Triggered, came out:

Reviewing the book for the Guardian, Lloyd Green said it was “a better campaign biography than most” and was “best viewed as the opening salvo of the Trump child with real political chops”.

The president’s oldest child, Green wrote, “truly connects with the party’s base” and “is convention speech [in 2016] warranted the attention it received”.

“Bottom line, come 2024 Don Jr could well be on the ticket.”

Nikki Haley also made the list, at 26 percent. Eric Trump was not on the list, for some reason. Neither was Tiffany, who is constitutionally too young, but is at least in law school. Pick Tiffany! She knows law!

Axios did include Marco Rubio, Ron DeSantis, and Rick Scott as options, though only Rubio cracked 10 percent. Axios did not put Ted Cruz on the list, not that it’ll stop him from publicly embarrassing himself again.

Indeed, the Axios poll paints a bleak future picture, one full of Trumps in the Oval Office forever, with or without Tiffany. But there is good news! There’s no way we’re making it to 2024.