Rom-Com or Horror Movie? You Probably Can’t Guess.
There’s almost nothing scarier than a man, or woman, or anyone, really, in love.
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Famous men accused of harassment have a lot to say in defense of certain acts that supposedly used to be “romantic” and “charming.” Frankly, many of these behaviors have just been creepy for a very long time. That’s why in my household, my dog and I prefer to watch romantic comedies over actual horror movies during Halloween season, or any time we actually feel like being scared shitless.
Let’s face it—plenty of classic, so-called love stories are creepy as shit. My biggest jump-scare, personally, would be a man standing outside my house on a snowy night with messages written on posters, or continuously being confronted by the same man at four weddings and a funeral. Yikes!
Conversely, plenty of slasher flicks tend to have their own almost perversely romantic qualities, on the surface, at least. Why could Michael Meyer just never get over Laurie Strode??
To that end, the horror and rom-com genres are almost indiscernible from each other when the bare bones of their plots are neutrally laid out, in the absence of names and details and context. In fact, I challenge you to try to guess whether each of the following movies is the plot of a horror movie or romantic comedy—there’s almost nothing scarier than a man, or woman, or anyone, really, in love!
Horror movie or rom-com: A man stands outside your door...
One evening, a woman discovers her wedding photographer has been stalking and collecting spine-chilling video footage of her. Later, in the middle of the night, she finds him, forebodingly standing outside her door holding signs that wield menacing messages.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Love Actually (2003).
Horror movie or rom-com: This man won’t stop showing up everywhere she goes...
The year is 2007. A woman’s filofax is stolen by a deranged man who won’t stop showing up everywhere she goes to preach to her that love is fake. One night, she finds herself trapped with him in the midst of a terrifying storm. Will she make it through the night? And if so, how will she live through its aftermath?
Rom-com!
The movie we described was 27 Dresses (2007).
Horror movie or rom-com: Two poor and rich families inter-mingle and find love...
A quirky family of four starts working for a rich family up the street. As a cute little bit, they pretend not to know each other; the son from the poor family strikes up a romance with the daughter of the rich family. It all comes to a head at a chaotic birthday bash on a notably sunny day!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Parasite (2019).
Horror movie or rom-com: His demonic boss needs a favor...
Our country’s nightmarish immigration system forces a young man to marry his boss from hell. The journey ultimately brings him back to a terrible place from his past: Alaska.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was The Proposal (2009).
Horror movie or rom-com: Is he the man of her dreams?
A woman meets the man of her dreams who just so happens to have really long fingers. These days, it’s hard for the woman to distinguish dreams from her ~crazy~ reality.
Horror movie!
The movie we described was A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).
Horror movie or rom-com: Her past is catching up with her...
Suddenly, men mysteriously receive letters that a young woman wrote but never sent to them. She finds herself watched by everyone around her. Chaos and terror ensue, followed by an eerie, mysteriously-obtained adolescent sex tape.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018).
Horror movie or rom-com: A man’s steady descent to madness...
A local man corners the object of his obsession over the course of a series of disturbing dates, culminating in a trip to a record store where he explains music to her. Amid the man’s steady descent to madness, we find ourselves wondering, will this poor woman ever escape him? Or will he finally find another love interest to haunt and terrorize?
Rom-com!
The movie we described was 500 Days of Summer (2009).
Horror movie or rom-com: A family vacation in a magical cabin...
A sweet interracial couple embarks on the family vacation of a lifetime to a beautiful, magical cabin in the woods. And boy, do they discover new things about each other!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Get Out (2016).
Horror movie or rom-com: She’s seeing his face everywhere she goes...
A woman goes on an enriching retreat to a small village, and has a meet-cute with a local man she keeps bumping into. She quite literally sees his face everywhere!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Men (2022).
Horror movie or rom-com: Is this man... following her?
A man from a mysterious foreign land won’t stop showing up to every funeral and wedding a young American woman attends. Coincidence or waking nightmare? Will the next funeral be hers?
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994).
Horror movie or rom-com: A magical AirBnb...
The double-booking of an Airbnb makes for the perfect meet-cute between a woman and a man who turns out to not be the serial killer! How charming. Plus, they soon discover the house in which they’re staying is pretty prime real estate: It’s even bigger than they realized!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Barbarian (2022).
Horror movie or rom-com: You never know who’s on the other side of a screen...
Do you know who the object of your love and desire truly is? A man and woman discover the person they thought they knew best in the world is their natural enemy, both ultimately destined to bring about each other’s demise.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was You’ve Got Mail (1998).
Horror movie or rom-com: Are you really in control of your own life?
Two executives discover their lives are actually an elaborate, cursed puppet show orchestrated by their assistants. They’re left with no sense of what’s real and what’s fake.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Set It Up (2018).
Horror movie or rom-com: Her boyfriend thinks she’s just delicious...
After dating a string of horrible men, a woman meets a handsome surgeon who thinks she’s just delicious. He also owns a beautiful, secluded vacation home. Did I mention just how handsome this man is??
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Fresh (2022).
Horror movie or rom-com: A mysterious woman joins a new family...
A woman insinuates herself into the lives of a comatose man’s family through a grave pretense. Is she really who she says she is? And is the man’s brother next?
Rom-com!
The movie we described was While You Were Sleeping (1995).
Horror movie or rom-com: She’s looking for a fresh start...
A woman dumps her condescending boyfriend, lights his shit on fire, and finds a welcoming, quirky new community in a foreign land. Good for her!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Midsommar (2019).
Horror movie or rom-com: A wedding night to remember...
A woman marries into a wealthy family that likes to play board games! And oh boy, is she in for a surprise on their wedding night 😉
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Ready or Not (2019).
Horror movie or rom-com: A pick-up artist develops a terrifying superpower...
An arrogant, big-shot male advertising executive magically acquires the ability to hear what women are thinking. No one is safe from the grisly violations that ensue.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was What Women Want (2000).
Horror movie or rom-com: Can she trust her “husband” after losing her memory?
When a woman suffers from amnesia after an accident, a scorned man from her past convinces her they’re married and share four kids. All hell breaks loose when she develops a sense that something is wrong.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Overboard (1987).
Horror movie or rom-com: Who doesn’t love a high school reunion?
A local adult woman reconnects with old high school pals years later by bonding with their kids—one of whom is the son of her old high school crush. Who doesn’t love a good high school reunion!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Ma (2019).
Horror movie or rom-com: A woman lures a man to the top of a building...
A newly widowed young father is lured to the top of the Empire State Building by a mysterious woman. He doesn’t know she’s been watching him—and his children.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Sleepless in Seattle (1993).
Horror movie or rom-com: Welcome to the neighborhood...
An artist and his girlfriend move into a neighborhood with a storied past and enmesh themselves in its culture. In this artsy new space, summoning a man is as simple as saying his name five times in front of a mirror. How sweet and convenient!
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Candyman (2021).
Horror movie or rom-com: A magical forest...
A soft-spoken family is preparing for the birth of their next child. Together, they live a pastoral life in a forest full of magical creatures.
Horror movie!
The movie we described was A Quiet Place (2018).
Horror movie or rom-com: Her would-be mother-in-law wants her gone...
On an eye-opening trip to meet her boyfriend’s family, a woman discovers she knows next to nothing about the man she loves. As the trip progresses, it becomes clear her would-be mother-in-law wants her out of the picture—how far will she go to achieve this?
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Crazy Rich Asians (2018).
Horror movie or rom-com: They’re expecting!
A couple awaiting the birth of their first child together seek help from a doctor who’s actually a single father to quite a few kids himself. He takes a very special interest in the couple, even seeing their future child as his own.
Horror movie!
The movie we described was False Positive (2021).
Horror movie or rom-com: She woke up in a different body...
A haunting, paranormal body swap transforms a tween girl into a 30-year-old woman overnight, all of her memories from the last nearly two decades wiped. What witchcraft brought her here, and where might it take her, next?
Rom-com!
The movie we described was 13 Going On 30 (2004).
Horror movie or rom-com: She’s got quite the appetite for men...
A beautiful feisty high school girl sets out to put her male peers in their place. She has quite an appetite for young men and male flesh, so good on her for being true to herself.
Horror movie!
The movie we described was Jennifer’s Body (2009).
Horror movie or rom-com: He rescues her and gives her shelter...
A quirky man rescues a young woman after a car crash and gives her a home. Along with another young man in his care, they all slip into a steady, natural routine together.
Horror movie!
The movie we described was 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016).
Horror movie or rom-com: They’ll do anything for their special day...
No one is safe in this fight to the death between two brides. On their quest to take everything—or, at least, a coveted venue—from each other, everyone and everything is a possible casualty of their brutal war.
Rom-com!
The movie we described was Bride Wars (2009).
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