Sex Robots and Love-Score Apps: This Is the Future of Dating

Programs
are being developed, he continued, and the shift seems to be happening
already. “A mechanism of quantification is coming to everything,” he
told me. “Understanding things through data is omnipresent in everyone’s
lives.” In addition, technology (and the way we utilize it) evolves
really rapidly: Young pointed out that just a decade ago we’d be
baffled by the idea of photographing one’s meals for hundreds of friends
and acquaintances to gaze upon, and now we spend all of our Sundays
merrily Instagramming eggs benedict. A lot of the tech-based behavior we engage in now is completely creepy, but we’re used to it. Maybe in a decade we won’t think Lulu and
its ilk are so gross after all; it’s likely, he posits, that we’ll
become accustomed to it. “A lot of people won’t want to participate,
but they won’t have a choice.”

The
report also mentioned that breaking up will change: “Boy meets girl;
girl becomes Facebook friends with boy; boy and girl hook up after
finding each other through Bang With Friends; boy likes some other
girl’s Instagram photo; girl unfriends boy… Relationships implode as
fast as they begin.” Finding someone new, moving on, is easier than
ever — and that ease will only increase as time goes on. Go through a
breakup, reactivate you OKCupid profile. Soothe your heartbreak with a
stream of smiling faces on Tinder, etc. However, the report doesn’t
address the ways in which technology memorializes relationships, which has rendered moving on sort of impossible.
Bits of our social media accounts become monuments to our failed
relationships; relationships leave tangible remnants now. In our interview, Young termed
it “stickiness” — finding new people will become increasingly easy, but
separating oneself from old relationships will be much more of a challenge.

And
a new romance prospect isn’t the only thing that’s become easier to
locate: finding people who share your specific kinks and predilections
is also easier than ever, which has already resulted in the
proliferation of microcommunities. The Internet’s facilitated the
formation of kink communities in a really unprecedented way. “It used
to be hard to find fringe activity,” said Young. “Now you can do so
casually… As soon as you have an idea, you can find someone who has
the same idea and create a microcommunity.” The bizarre democratization
of everything online is working to erode the concept of dominant,
“mainstream” sexual behavior. The report seems to credit that for the growing interest in, and popularity of, certain fetishes and aspects of kink culture. It’s likely that public acceptance of kink will increase more and more rapidly as time elapses.

That’s all well and good, you’re probably thinking at this point, but, Callie, you promised us robot sex and then you talked about Lulu for like four hours. Okay, fine: ROBOT SEX THERE SHALL BE! It’s on the horizon, guys! And Mr.
Young isn’t the only one who thinks so — several AI theorists have said
that it will become a commonplace practice within the next century. “It’s a major thing
that’s being developed in AI and robotic circles,” says Young. There
have been panels on it; there have been books written about it. Several sex machines exist already — one example touted by leading robot sexuality lecturer Laura G. Duncan in an interview with Thought Catalog
has been eloquently dubbed “Fuckzilla.” “Fuckzilla is basically
designed like Johnny Five, she explained. “It has appendages, and
one arm is a penetrating dildo. The other is a chainsaw that’s had the
chain removed, and it’s been replaced with these silicon molded tongues
that make a circular motion.” In a more traditionally romantic take on
the matter, David Levy, the author of Love and Sex With Robots, speculates that people will be marrying machines by 2050.

A less drastic (i.e., more likely to be used by humans soon) representation of this same concept is teledildonics, or sex toys that can be controlled by a computer.
“Sexual devices that you can remotely control already exist, but
they’ll catch on more,” Young told me. “Within the next 2-3 years,
stores offering devices of that sort will open up.” Frankly, I’m
surprised that the proliferation of teledildonic apps hasn’t started
already. It’s something that could easily sync up to any extant model
of any sex toy, and it could very easily be monetized for long-distance
relationships — or, eventually, long-distance casual encounters. Which
is crazy to think about! You could potentially meet some person online
and have remote sex with them without ever meeting them in person. If
teledildonics do catch on, as Sparks & Honey predicts they will,
the technology will have serious and fascinating repercussions on our
understanding of sex and intimacy. For years, feminist and queer
theorists have argued that the theory of biological determinism that
links sexual intercourse, sexuality, gender and reproductive capacity is
a harmful and hugely limiting illusion. So, what if two strangers can have sex without
touching? That illusory link between those four categories will be disrupted even further.

It’s easy to look at a more computerized, automated, mechanistic take on
romance and sexuality and extrapolate that dating in the future will be
somehow cold and unfeeling. Objectively, the concept of an Ex-Rating App and a Fuckzilla machine for home use are both slightly terrifying (which makes me more nervous — the idea of getting a 3.0/10.0 public rating from an ex or facing down a tongue-chainsaw — I cannot say). But the easily-achievable plurality of experiences offered by linking tech with sex/romance is something to be optimistic about.

Yes, in the future we might all be weird, nostalgic, ex-quantifying creeps — but we’ll also have less restrictive ideas and prohibitions around what constitutes sex, how and when it’s appropriate to discuss sexuality and what sort of sexual behavior is “normal.” In addition, sex-rating apps like SpreadSheets do have the potential to foster a more open and honest discussion about one’s sexual wants and needs; on a broader scale, too, connecting with people via flirting apps and Internet microcommunities can help forge bonds between similar-minded (sexually and otherwise) people. Even as we turn to our devices for entertainment, information and — perhaps — eventually sex, we’ll also have the tools necessary to form meaningful or at least pleasurable connections more quickly and with greater ease.

Image by Jim Cooke, of course.