When it comes to copy paper, Americans just want whatever brand’s the cheapest, but Staples is hoping it can squeeze a few more dollars out of customers by offering Dunder Mifflin brand paper. The Wall Street Journal reports that the Office-themed packages “will be emblazoned with slogans such as ‘Our motto is Quabity First’ and ‘Get your Scrant on,’ well-known phrases from the comedy series.” (Though we’re not that familiar with “Quabity First.”)