On Sunday, an Aeroméxico flight from Torreón to Mexico City had to make a quick pit stop to eject a rowdy passenger who couldn’t handle the stress of traveling. That passenger? An unidentified snake that started slithering all over the place in the overhead compartment, completely ignoring the illuminated “fasten seat belt” sign.
Looks just like me when the turbulence hits after I’ve washed a Xanax down with a glass of red wine. That snake is looking for a flight attendant, mumbling, “Is this normal? Does the plane usually shake like this?”
CNN reports that animal control apprehended the intrepid reptile, and an Aeroméxico representative said in a statement, “The procedures carried out for this flight are currently being evaluated to determine how the animal entered the cabin and measures have been taken to avoid such incidents in the future.” Passenger Indalecio Medina shared a one-second video of the occasion:
There should be a movie about this!
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