These Pads Will Help Protect You If You Shart In Your Pants

By Night Editor | February 10, 2014 | 3:26am

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This advertisement for a new kind of “discreet protection from ABL” (Accidental Bowel Leakage) was spotted in an issue of Martha Stewart Living.

It’s totally real, too. You can get them at Target. I hear Jennifer Lawrence has already ordered these in bulk.