This Puppy Loves Soda More Than You Love Your Family By Laura Beck | December 2, 2013 | 11:45pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! That’s probably not saying much since Thanksgiving just ended and FAMILY UGHHHHHH. Man, he’s really getting in there, isn’t he? Most Popular The Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Was a Real 21st-Century Fairy Tale (Derogatory) Charlize Theron Has Me Excited to Hook Up in My 40s It Appears That Kris Jenner Won't Share a Water Taxi More from JezebelThis Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror MovieMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupPixar Continues to Shoot Itself in the Foot Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: