Watch Insane Kitten's Excellent Dissertation For PhD In Dog Annoyance

By Anna Breslaw  |  June 15, 2013 | 6:30pm
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DOG
Derpty doo, yummy yummy bone, bone, I love my bo—

KITTEN
HI HI WHAT HI HI HI WHAT IS THAT I LIKE YOUR HAIR DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ONE TIME I MET THE CAST OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY

DOG
Dude, get off me.

KITTEN
KATHY WAKILE IS ACTUALLY PRETTIER THAN I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE EVEN THOUGH HER EYES SORT OF POP OUT LIKE THEY DO ON TELEVISION WHAT’S UP WITH THAT

DOG
I don’t watch that show. I’m actually kind of busy right now.

KITTEN
HAHA OMG SO SORRY DIDN’T MEAN TO IMPOSE, YOU JUST DO YOU BRO, I’LL BE OVER HERE WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK, JUST RIGHT HERE.

[pause]

I’M ALREADY BORED

[via Tastefully Offensive]

 
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