We All Need To Move To A 'Hobbit Hole' Right Now
LatestFor those of you faced with crippling depression over the horrifying state of the U.S. housing market, I have wonderful news!
Wooden Wonders custom designs and builds Hobbit Hole playhouses and chicken coops, as well as larger custom Hobbit Holes for a wide variety of possible uses including garden sheds, cottages, saunas and studios.
Seriously, who wants a McMansion in some sub-par school district, when you can set up shop in the Shire (aka that patch of muddy grass behind the 7-Eleven downtown) in your very own totally amazing and real Hobbit Hole!
Just think about all the time you and Legolas or Viggo Mortensen could spend, lounging on the vast veranda of your 8′ x 4′ Hobbit Hole, sipping tea and reminiscing about that time you saved Middle Earth from a plague of rampaging Orcs.
And now, Jezebel Theater presents a real life, actual recreation of what happened at the precise moment I learned that Hobbit Holes exist:
[CURTAIN RAISES]
Me: OHHHH MAAAH GAWD CALL THE MORTGAGE COMPANY AND CANCEL ALL MY HOUSE PURCHASE SHIT I AM BUYING ONE OF THESE OOOOOOOMMMMMMGAAAAGW.