This past week was Haute Couture Week in Paris, and you know what that means: lots of celebrities sat in chairs for 45-minute intervals, gazing upon garments that cost more than your rent for a month. They also had to dress up in order to do so.
In the spirit of FASHION, here are what celebrities and fashion luminaries wore to some of the most prestigious couture shows:
First up, Versace. Jennifer Lopez is so beautiful and wonderful that she was able to look amazing in this terrifying half-pant half-maxi-skirt futuristic bustier contraption.
Other non-J. Lo humans in attendance: “It girl” Helena Bordon in a belted boyshirt (sure, why not), French Vogue editor and occasional North West babysitter Carine Roitfeld was stunning and sensual in a sheer shirt, Nina Dobrev of the Vampire Diaries wore a printed minidress.
Onto Chanel: Kristen Stewart debuted her new haircut, along with some mesh pants and a crop top. She made several facial expressions.
Lily Collins wore a glittery pencil skirt and a floral top, looked v. chic.
Dakota Johnson, soon to be of Fifty Shades fame, wore leather pajamas. Very E. L. James? Sort of? Idk.
The morning of the Chanel show, Jared Leto looked in the mirror and said, “Yes, yes, this is what I shall wear to the fashion event. These jeans. The golden ones.”
Other attendees: Harper’s Bazaar Russia editor Miroslava Duma went as a futurist pop-tart, Taiwanese actress Kwai Lun-Mei looked very regal and appliqued, French music producer/model Caroline de Maigret was more mod and understated.