A Degree In Missoni Is Relatively Useless

The color blocks were at times Mondrian-esque, too, lest we forget a reference.

The models did not even attempt to not be worn by the cacophanous garments; they just covered their faces.

…or looked sad that they couldn’t compete.

Of all the bright, whimsical shoes we’ve seen in Milan, these just may take the cake!

This may be the loudest garment in the world: like a convention of show-choirs, all singing at once.

In case you’re wondering who would wear these clothes? Fashion icon Anna Piaggi, obvs!