A Slightly Annotated Version of Melania's Covid Statement
Politics 
                            
Melania Trump felt it necessary to release her own statement about her covid ordeal, which was missing a few things—like say, any mention of the importance of masks?! Ergo, I annotated it with what I believe Melania meant to say but couldn’t get past the censors. My additions are in bold.
It was two weeks ago when I received the diagnosis that so many Americans across our country and the world had already received—I tested positive for COVID-19. To make matters worse, my husband, and our nation’s Commander-in-Chief, received the same news. Given our open disdain of masks, I can’t say I was surprised, but that doesn’t mean I won’t pretend this came as a shock.
Naturally my mind went immediately to our son. To our great relief he tested negative, but again, as so many parents have thought over the past several months, I couldn’t help but think “what about tomorrow or the next day?”. My fear came true when he was tested again and it came up positive. Luckily he is a strong teenager and exhibited no symptoms, unlike those weak 216,000 Americans who have died on my husband’s watch so far. In one way I was glad the three of us went through this at the same time so we could take care of one another and spend time together, which was incredibly unpleasant, tbh. Have you met my husband? God, what a horse’s ass. I’m glad I almost never see him. He [my son] has since tested negative.
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