Amy Schumer Refuses to Be Romanced by Bill Hader in Trainwreck

Trainwreck, directed by Judd Apatow and written by Schumer, is the story of a magazine writer (aptly named Amy) whose perfect life—full of awesome real estate, partying and dick—is threatened by the romantic advances of a charming and affable sports doctor, played by Bill Hader.

The film co-stars Downton Abbey enthusiast LeBron James, Vanessa Bayer, Brie Larson and, most importantly, Tilda fucking Swinton.

Unrelated, where are we watching the Orlando Blooms game this weekend?