A Christmas Wish Come True—the Guy Who Runs SantaCon Is Going to Jail
I’m happy we’re putting away fraudsters, but I’m happier that someone is finally being held responsible for the abomination that is SantaCon.
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Amazon Reportedly Told Employees to Keep Working as Warehouse Worker Lay Dying
Employees in the Amazon warehouse say they were told to get back to work while the body of a coworker lay near them on the floor.
Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax Shot His Wife Multiple Times Before Dying by Suicide
The two were reportedly in a “domestic dispute surrounding what seems to be a complicated or messy divorce,” according to police.
I Doubt God Wants You to Send Bomb Threats to Pope Leo’s Brother
In other “Trump and Vance v. Pope Leo” news, the administration on Thursday canceled an $11 million contract with a Catholic charity that helps care for homeless migrant children.
I Guess We Can Add Quentin Tarantino to Pete Hegseth’s List of Pastors
During one of his Pentagon sermons on Wednesday, Hegseth started reciting a prayer that he claimed came from the Bible—but sounded a lot like that infamous violent speech from Pulp Fiction.