The Wildest, Most Charged Astrological Day of 2026 Is Here
As of 7:52 a.m., April 17 marks a rare, high-voltage astrological moment. If you’ve been waiting for a sign from the universe, this is it.
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If Trump Says Gas Prices Are Low, Then Gas Prices Must Be Low!
In April, gas prices skyrocketed to a four-year high, but not if you ask the Trump administration! And no need to fact-check—just trust them.
For Once, RFK Jr. Had Nothing to Say About the Abortion Pill
During his House hearing, he claimed he was instructed “not to discuss it” due to ongoing litigation in Louisiana. Translation: “We’re freaking the fuck out about the midterms.”
A Christmas Wish Come True—the Guy Who Runs SantaCon Is Going to Jail
I’m happy we’re putting away fraudsters, but I’m happier that someone is finally being held responsible for the abomination that is SantaCon.
Amazon Reportedly Told Employees to Keep Working as Warehouse Worker Lay Dying
Employees in the Amazon warehouse say they were told to get back to work while the body of a coworker lay near them on the floor.