Alabama City Is Taking a 62-Year-Old Grandmother to Trial for Wearing an Inflatable Penis Costume Jim Vorel | April 6, 2026 Police told the 62-year-old grandmother at an October No Kings rally that she didn’t have the right to wear a costume from Spirit Halloween.
Woman Forced to Explain Why Men Were Being Creepy About Her Claire Guinan | April 6, 2026 Gigi Hadid said that being mentioned in the Epstein files made her feel “sick to her stomach.”
Prince Edward Spends Easter at Vacation Rental Because His Perv Older Brother Won’t Move Nora Biette-Timmons | April 6, 2026 Edward was forced to speak to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, becoming the first to make royal contact since Andrew’s arrest in February.
‘Praise Be to Allah’ Posts Trump, in Deranged Easter Morning Rant Jim Vorel | April 5, 2026 It’s a Trump post so ridiculous and vulgar, it seemed like it had to be fake. The President’s mental decline is on full view for us all.
Where Did Everyone’s Drunken Whimsy Go? Danielle Han | April 4, 2026 Saturday Night Social: All my friends are going dry in the name of self-optimization. But I still believe in getting a little drunk for no reason.