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Alabama City Is Taking a 62-Year-Old Grandmother to Trial for Wearing an Inflatable Penis Costume

No Kings protest

Police told the 62-year-old grandmother at an October No Kings rally that she didn’t have the right to wear a costume from Spirit Halloween.

Woman Forced to Explain Why Men Were Being Creepy About Her

Gigi Hadid said that being mentioned in the Epstein files made her feel “sick to her stomach.” 

Prince Edward Spends Easter at Vacation Rental Because His Perv Older Brother Won’t Move

Edward was forced to speak to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, becoming the first to make royal contact since Andrew’s arrest in February.

‘Praise Be to Allah’ Posts Trump, in Deranged Easter Morning Rant

Trump social media Allah post, Easter

It’s a Trump post so ridiculous and vulgar, it seemed like it had to be fake. The President’s mental decline is on full view for us all.

Where Did Everyone’s Drunken Whimsy Go?

Saturday Night Social: All my friends are going dry in the name of self-optimization. But I still believe in getting a little drunk for no reason.