Justin Timberlake’s arrest video was released on Friday—the ideal time slot for news that celebrities want to be buried—and the decision to draw further attention to it somewhat aggressively contradicts Jessica Biel’s wish “to move past it.”
This is an important takeaway from MAGA’s micropenis war.
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This week, the creators behind the simulation, or God, or whatever you want to call it, have blessed us with a rare freshwater crab that’s both male and female. Hallelujah!
Publishers can claim they’re conducting “thorough” reviews of text for AI writing, but this one was still published in the U.K. anyway.
