Trump Can’t Decide Whether We’ve Destroyed Iran’s “Military” or “Left It Alone”
“We’ve left Iran’s military alone” and “Iran has no military” are an incredible duo of things to say within minutes of each other.
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Happy First Wedding to Dua Lipa and Callum Turner!
And by that I mean the chic, intimate civil ceremony before the rumored Sicilian bash.
You’ll Feel like an Exploding Rocket Drinking the Space-Aged Saturn Cocktail
The Saturn is a rare gin-based entry into tiki cocktail canon, perfect for reflecting on humanity’s progress (or lack thereof) in space.
Help! I Fall in (Platonic) Love With Everyone on FB Marketplace
I just can’t help feeling a desperate connection with nearly everyone I meet to buy, sell, or bargain stuff from.
Update: After Freedom 250 Performers Cancel MAGA’s July 4 Festival in DC, Trump Says He May “Perform”
Freedom 250’s MAGA-centric festival in DC has lost all its headliners, but never fear: Vanilla Ice is still on board.