Sure, We Might Be in a Dystopian Hellhole, but at Least the Compliance Robots Are Dog-Shaped
As long as we can give the occasional pat to the robots that are surveilling us in public, surely it will all be alright.
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Get Morgan Wallen’s Piano to God’s Country
Morgan “The Problem” Wallen flipped his piano in a rage after experiencing technical difficulties.
Greg Bovino is Never Beating the Nazi Allegations
The disgraced border patrol chief—who was fired in January—reemerged to speak at a Remigration Summit in Portugal.
Trump Can’t Decide Whether We’ve Destroyed Iran’s “Military” or “Left It Alone”
“We’ve left Iran’s military alone” and “Iran has no military” are an incredible duo of things to say within minutes of each other.
Happy First Wedding to Dua Lipa and Callum Turner!
And by that I mean the chic, intimate civil ceremony before the rumored Sicilian bash.