Rumor has it that last Friday night — or more technically, very early Saturday morning — Ashton Kutcher allegedly had sex with a 23-year-old woman in his room at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego. Ashton allegedly told this woman — allegedly named Sara Leal — that he and Demi Moore had separated, but had not yet made it public. Apparently this is Ashton’s usual line. Allegedly! In any case, the woman has hired some lawyers in case Ashton comes after her. There’s more about this in Star magazine, so expect additional details in Midweek Madness. By the by: September 24 marked Ashton and Demi’s sixth wedding anniversary. This blonde lady should not be confused with the brunette lady, Brittney Jones, who claimed that Ashton “made love” to her on a couch. [Radar, The Dirty]
Scarlett Johansson was on CNN, talking about the FBI investigation into her phone hacking: “Who doesn’t want to protect their own privacy? Just because you’re in the spotlight or just because you’re an actor or make films or whatever doesn’t mean you’re not entitled to your own personal privacy … If that is sieged in some way, it feels unjust. It feels wrong. … You give a lot of yourself, and then finally you just have to kind of put your foot down and say, ‘Oh wait, I’m taking it back.'” [X17]
The trial against Dr. Conrad Murray started yesterday in L.A., and a recording of Michael Jackson — in which his voice sounded slow, low and slurred — was played by the prosecution. Jackson’s family — Joe, Katherine, La Toya, Janet, Jermaine, Randy, and Tito — were the courtroom. [Mirror]
Uh, La Toya Jackson Tweeted from the courtroom. [Twitter]
OMFG DO NOT WANT. The Kardashian sisters discuss the penis of Scott “American Psycho” Disick: “Honestly, it’s way too much,” Kim says. “He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.” Kourtney says: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk.” Vom. [XO Jane, Us]
Nicole Richie supposedly got a boob job. [Us, image via Splash]
- Britney Spears‘ dad has been doing a great job as the manager of Britney’s Femme Fatale tour, and coordinating Britney’s schedule pays: Jamie Spears should get a million bucks. Or more. [TMZ]
- Not that you wanted to know this, but Nancy Grace was wearing nipple covers under her dress, so her nip slip was actually a breast petal slip. [AOL TV]
- David Beckham tested his new men’s scent on his kids: “Anytime I get a fragrance to try, I give all of my sons a tester. Kids are so honest, so they say they love it or they hate it. As soon as they smelled this one, they were like, ‘We love it!'” [London Evening Standard]
- David Beckham loves long johns. “I love long johns,” he says. [E!]
- Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated her 39th birthday by having dinner with Chris Martin and BFFs Beyoncé and Jay-Z. [Us]
- Mariah Carey has been power walking to lose the baby weight, but she also loves red velvet cupcakes. It’s almost like she’s human! [Page Six]
- Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield: So on. Hot chocolate and face-touching on. [Page Six, E!]
- Patti Stanger is about to get some competition: Bravo is working on another show called Project Soulmate, and VH1 has greenlit a matchmaking show called Siggy Flicker (that’s the name of the matchmaker). [Gatecrasher]
- Martha Stewart‘s nephew — a Yale grad who speaks Arabic, Hebrew and Mandarin — is a hottie. [Gatecrasher]
- George Costanza has hair now, you guys. A nice new system. [NYDN]
- Fred Armisen and Abby Elliott: Dunzo. [People]
- Chace Crawford‘s pot case has been dismissed. [TMZ]
- Glee spoiler: A new gay! [TV Line]
- If you ever daydream about celebrities hanging out doing stuff together, you’ll love the story about how Melissa Etheridge taught Brad Pitt to fly-fish in her swimming pool. [Access Hollywood]
- Melissa Etheridge just got a star on the Walk Of Fame. [OMG!]
- Easy E‘s son wants to play his dad in an NWA movie. “Like father, like son — no makeup needed.” [TMZ]
- “I’m vegetarian and have been for many years. Working back to a less soy-based vegan diet. Avocados are my crack.” — Olivia Wilde. [Just Jared]
- “I don’t give a fucking monkey’s about Lady Gaga. It’s all about the meat suit and the controversy. Is it about music? Really? She’s got the publicity side sorted, but where’s the fucking music. Her album gets played a lot around my house by my daughter and it’s Madonna-lite. Madonna was hardcore. She took it to the edge musically as well as everything else. Twenty years from now, will we listen to Lady Gaga? No. She might think she is making a stand for the freaks and the weirdos. But they’re not going to have any decent fucking music to play are they?” — Noel Gallagher, who, after all, is your wonder bra. [London Evening Standard]
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