• splinter Democrats Give in to Walzmentum and Prove this Isn't Barack Obama's Superficial Party Anymore By Jacob Weindling August 6, 2024 | 9:05am
• splinter Stock Market Crashes while Crypto and Risk Assets Nuke as Fears of a Recession Mount By Jacob Weindling August 5, 2024 | 3:45pm
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• splinter It's Obvious Why Trump's Attacks on Kamala Aren't Sticking By Jacob Weindling August 1, 2024 | 1:25pm
• splinter Josh Shapiro Is A Shitty VP Pick, But He Would Give Kamala Political Cover to Change Policy in Gaza By Jacob Weindling August 1, 2024 | 11:40am
• splinter Trump Spoke With a Group of Black Journalists and It Went Even Worse Than You Think By Jacob Weindling July 31, 2024 | 3:15pm
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• splinter Calling Republicans Weird Is a Provably Good Idea By Jacob Weindling July 30, 2024 | 11:30am
• splinter Biden Is Unseriously Taking on Serious Supreme Court Reform By Jacob Weindling July 29, 2024 | 3:25pm
• splinter Even Fox News Isn’t So Sure About JD Vance By Jacob Weindling July 29, 2024 | 9:15am
• splinter Remembering a Play: Manu Ginobili and Argentina Take Control of the Olympics from USA Basketball By Jacob Weindling July 26, 2024 | 12:05pm
• splinter Co-Schmucks of the Week: Kamala and Jeffries Are Killing the Coconut Vibes for Benjamin Netanyahu By Jacob Weindling July 25, 2024 | 2:00pm
• splinter Correction: Mark Kelly, What the Fuck Are You Doing! By Jacob Weindling July 25, 2024 | 9:20am
• splinter Mark Kelly May Have Just Wrapped Up the Vice Presidential Nomination By Jacob Weindling July 24, 2024 | 3:10pm
• splinter The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. Vance By Jacob Weindling July 23, 2024 | 3:25pm
• splinter Rashida Tlaib Reminds Us That Kamala Harris Still Must Earn Your Vote By Jacob Weindling July 23, 2024 | 11:00am
• splinter Kamala Harris Might Be Better for the Left than Joe Biden By Jacob Weindling July 22, 2024 | 2:45pm
• splinter Joe Biden Succumbs to Reason, Advances Us to a Coconut-Based Future By Jacob Weindling July 22, 2024 | 2:10pm
• splinter Schmuck of the Week: Major Newspaper Editors Doing Trump’s Bidding By Jacob Weindling July 19, 2024 | 11:55am
• splinter Trump and Biden Remind Us America Is Still in Denial Over Guns and COVID By Jacob Weindling July 18, 2024 | 2:50pm