• splinter Correction: Mark Kelly, What the Fuck Are You Doing! By Jacob Weindling July 25, 2024 | 9:20am
• splinter Mark Kelly May Have Just Wrapped Up the Vice Presidential Nomination By Jacob Weindling July 24, 2024 | 3:10pm
• splinter The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. Vance By Jacob Weindling July 23, 2024 | 3:25pm
• splinter Rashida Tlaib Reminds Us That Kamala Harris Still Must Earn Your Vote By Jacob Weindling July 23, 2024 | 11:00am
• splinter Kamala Harris Might Be Better for the Left than Joe Biden By Jacob Weindling July 22, 2024 | 2:45pm
• splinter Joe Biden Succumbs to Reason, Advances Us to a Coconut-Based Future By Jacob Weindling July 22, 2024 | 2:10pm
• splinter Schmuck of the Week: Major Newspaper Editors Doing Trump’s Bidding By Jacob Weindling July 19, 2024 | 11:55am
• splinter Trump and Biden Remind Us America Is Still in Denial Over Guns and COVID By Jacob Weindling July 18, 2024 | 2:50pm
• splinter After One of the Wildest Weeks in American History, It Really Might Be Joever By Jacob Weindling July 18, 2024 | 11:20am
• splinter Fantasy Booking the 2016 Democratic Primary with Joe Biden By Jacob Weindling July 17, 2024 | 2:55pm
• splinter Why Are Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Backing Joe Biden? By Jacob Weindling July 16, 2024 | 1:15pm
• splinter Trump, the Wind, and the Thin Line Between Reality and Madness By Jacob Weindling July 15, 2024 | 3:35pm
• splinter Dear Anonymous Senior House Democrat, Go Fuck Yourself By Jacob Weindling July 15, 2024 | 1:30pm
• splinter The Trump False Flag Conspiracy Theory Is So Stupid By Jacob Weindling July 14, 2024 | 1:40pm
• splinter Schmuck of the Week: Dr. Jill Biden By Jacob Weindling July 12, 2024 | 2:45pm
• splinter Obama and Biden’s Messy Relationship Is Spilling Into Public By Jacob Weindling July 11, 2024 | 2:45pm
• splinter Fun Fact: Basketball, Hockey and Soccer Are All the Same Sport By Jacob Weindling July 10, 2024 | 3:00pm
• splinter Is the AI Bubble Bursting? By Jacob Weindling July 10, 2024 | 12:50pm
• splinter What Is Joe Biden’s Plan? By Jacob Weindling July 9, 2024 | 2:50pm
• splinter Israel Has Killed 186,000 Gazans According to a “Conservative Estimate” By Jacob Weindling July 8, 2024 | 3:00pm
• splinter That Didn’t Help Joe! By Jacob Weindling July 6, 2024 | 10:40am