• splinter There Are More Unemployed People than Jobs Available in Trump's America By Jacob Weindling September 4, 2025 | 8:50am
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• splinter The Tricky Political Problem for Democrats Who Want to Fight Back Against Trump By Jacob Weindling September 3, 2025 | 10:19am
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• splinter Trump Shows Proof of Life, Steals Space Force From Colorado By Jacob Weindling September 2, 2025 | 2:58pm
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• splinter Tesla Is So Cooked By Jacob Weindling August 29, 2025 | 1:38pm
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• splinter I Spent A Few Days in Sedona, Investigating America’s Capital of Woo By Jacob Weindling August 28, 2025 | 3:57pm
• splinter Any Sane Country Would Launch RFK Jr. Into the Sun By Jacob Weindling August 28, 2025 | 12:05pm
• splinter The Stock Market Is Selling Its Soul and the Fed’s Independence to Trump Because ZIRP Broke The World By Jacob Weindling August 27, 2025 | 4:49pm
• splinter Trump Is Reportedly Recruiting Secessionists in Greenland By Jacob Weindling August 27, 2025 | 12:26pm
• splinter Democrats Flip Yet Another Red Trump District By Jacob Weindling August 27, 2025 | 9:53am
• splinter Bernie What The Hell Are You Doing? By Jacob Weindling August 26, 2025 | 3:33pm
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• splinter ‘A Lot of People Are Saying Maybe We’d Like a Dictator’ By Jacob Weindling August 25, 2025 | 11:49am
• splinter Democrats Need to Ban the Word “Distraction” From Their Lexicon By Jacob Weindling August 25, 2025 | 11:04am
• splinter New $20 Million Liberal Magazine Makes Braindead Pro-Twitter Case By Jacob Weindling August 22, 2025 | 11:41am