• splinter Trump’s New BLS Appointee Is Vastly Unqualified and Will Inevitably Crash the Economy By Jacob Weindling August 12, 2025 | 1:43pm
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• splinter Trump Pledges to Completely Undermine Confidence in the US Economy By Jacob Weindling August 1, 2025 | 2:34pm
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