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• splinter There's Finally a Good Feud Happening at the New York Times By David Uberti May 8, 2018 | 4:48pm
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• splinter Melania Trump's Office Yells at Meanie Reporters for Mocking Her Dumb New Initiative By Katherine Krueger May 8, 2018 | 4:20pm
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• splinter This 'Will Kill People': 40K People Are About to Lose Their Medicaid Coverage in Louisiana  By Libby Watson May 8, 2018 | 3:58pm
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• splinter Jeff Flake Confirms He Lives in a Dream World By Emma Roller May 8, 2018 | 3:02pm
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• splinter Maybe Donald Trump Jr. and Kellyanne Conway Should Sit the Eric Schneiderman Story Out By Isha Aran May 8, 2018 | 2:45pm
• splinter Trump Won't Rest Until He Slashes Even More Funding From Poor Kids' Healthcare By Clio Chang May 8, 2018 | 2:30pm
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