Hey, look at these pretzel dicks.
This is actually the latest creation from Chef de Insanitie Dominique Ansel, and it’s a soft pretzel filled with homemade peanut butter and buttercrunch brittle, sprinkled with Maldon sea salt and served with a side of whipped honey brown butter. Look, I’m not going to pretend I wouldn’t eat that — everything in that sentence sounds unbelievably freaking delicious. But a dick is a dick, and right now I’m looking at a dick.
Ansel is claiming that it’s a “lobster tail,” but come on. We can all see that it’s a dick, right? Here was Ansel’s e-mail response to when The Daily Beast asked him “…but it’s a dick?”:
“Wow—what do people think when they see a hot dog? By no means would we ever do anything vulgar or offensive.”
You’re adorable, Chef Ansel.
