Quoth the Daily Mail, “for some, the best way to commemorate the experience of pregnancy is with a painted belly.” Just for you, a gallery of this new art form – with analysis.
The Daily Mail says, “this child is bound to be a music lover.” Well, that or Jack in the Box.
Aah! Embryo Mr. Met!!!
This baby will be one of those kids who claims all through elementary school that she wants to be a “marine biologist” and then gets to high school and realizes that doesn’t mean “swimming with dolphins” and loses interest.
This child: the next Napoleon. Or Caesar. Or anyone basically who feels entitled to the entire world.
I know I want my child to be the infant version of a sponge on quaaludes. Actually, kinda cute. Or would be. On paper.