New BFF Alert! Kylie Jenner and Mark Zuckerberg

Great news for surveillance state fans! Kylie Jenner is now rubbing elbows with Mark Zuckerberg and peddling his latest tech venture. Jenner has made something of a career being a walking advertisement for makeup, fashion, and the like, but her latest undertaking is crossing into some unpopular territory: Meta Glasses. And okay, I’ll bite. What the hell are Meta glasses?

Zuck’s Meta Glasses (in collaboration with Ray-Ban) feature a built-in computer, cameras, microphones, and a Meta AI voice assistant. For instance, you could ask your sunglasses, “Hey Meta, translate that person’s conversation,” or “Hey Meta, record a video of that stranger.” Fun stuff like that. On Tuesday, Meta hosted an event with Jenner to launch her official glasses (on sale now for 400 bucks), which feature gemstone details and an AI voice modeled after Kylie’s.

“You ask. Kylie answers,” the site advertises. Just what you always wanted! Because why engage with a member of your community for directions when you can ask the voice of AI Kylie Jenner hooked up to your brain? At the event, she and Zuck posed for some photo ops, and I wonder what on Earth they talked about. 

Kylie Jenner and Mark Zuckerberg during the meta smart glasses launching event yesterday in NYC

📸: @hunterabrams pic.twitter.com/gsN8vLHvPX

— eitakylie (@eitakyliie) June 24, 2026

Some eagle-eyed users also noticed Jenner’s BF, Timothée Chalamet, lurking in the background like a ghost…

her and timothee in a competition for most ethically dubious brand partnership https://t.co/HKYQ9A0ScO

— matt bernstein (@mattxiv) June 25, 2026

The comments under Jenner’s Instagram posts of the event are a proper mix of “Yes, queen!” and “How dare you support this capitalist surveillance state?” The next day, People published an exclusive on Jenner and Chalamet’s relationship for no other reason I can fathom other than damage control.

The source on the exclusive (Hey, Kris) provided a lengthy quote to the outlet on Wednesday about Timothee and Kylie’s vacation to the Hamptons, post-Knicks victory, but there is little of substance, other than that they rode bikes and are still in love and blah blah blah.

“Kylie and Timothèe had an amazing time in New York this past week,” the source said. “After the wild energy and crowds of the Knicks games, they had privacy in the Hamptons and could act like a non-celeb couple.”

“They rode bikes everywhere, went to the beach, watched movies, and stayed in. Everything they did was very low-key, intentionally.” Okay? What are these crumbs? The source also added that “Friends can see them in it for the long haul, but they aren’t rushing anything.” Call me when someone is pregnant or engaged.

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