Today in Tweet Beat, Bill Cosby is alive and well (and pushing an iPhone app) despite rumors of his demise. Also, Danny DeVito is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.
No, Bill Cosby has not died. I brought him into this world and only I can take him out.less than a minute ago via web
Jesus Christ
Jesus_M_Christ
Again, I’m rebuttaling rumors about my demise. But, I’m confirming I have an app – http://bit.ly/BillCosbyApp 🙂less than a minute ago via web
Bill Cosby
BillCosby
Emotional friends have called about this misinformation. To the people behind the foolishness, I’m not sure you see how upsetting this is.less than a minute ago via web
Bill Cosby
BillCosby
@BillCosby glad you are here.less than a minute ago via web
Questo of The Roots
questlove
@BillCosby will be on tonight to confirm he’s not dead! Who starts these rumors?less than a minute ago via web
Larry King
kingsthings
what is going on with people? is it true bill cosby died? huh?less than a minute ago via web
Kelly K. Bensimon
kikilet
I’m on “The View” live at 11am ET TODAY! I’m not sure when it airs in other time zones, but I’m on today! xxless than a minute ago via web
Teresa Giudice
Teresa_Giudice
I just had to pause THE VIEW and take an Excedrin!less than a minute ago via qStatus
Arsenio Hall
ArsenioOFFICIAL
Thank you all for your encouraging tweets. I’m fine. I’m a tough cookie. It takes more than an old comedian to bring me down. 😉less than a minute ago via web
Teresa Giudice
Teresa_Giudice
Tampon strings should be waterproof. 1 pre-flight pee &I have to sit on a tiny wet rope for 5 hours? Boo.less than a minute ago via Twittelator
Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman
Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep onless than a minute ago via web
Kanye West
kanyewest
Holy Shitballs! It’s August 2nd!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Danny DeVito
Danny_DeVito