Bobby Jindal Quits Presidential Race; Goodnight, Sweet Prince

By Erin Gloria Ryan | November 17, 2015 | 11:17pm

Politics

Damn. Could never have seen this coming since Bobby Jindal announced he was running for President.

Jindal, Louisiana’s lame duck governor, has announced that he’s demoting himself from the debate kids’ table to the debate couch at home. He has pulled out. Coincidentally, thanks to Jindal’s archaic views of women’s health, pulling out is now the most reliable birth control method available to women of Louisiana. Hey-oh!