Boring Person Pippa Middleton to Be Interviewed as Though Interesting
LatestOn Monday and Tuesday, NBC’s TODAY will air a two-part interview with Pippa Middleton. The interview will mark the first time the sister of the wife of the guy who will be King of England after two people die has spoken on camera anywhere, and (falls asleep, immediately snoring very loudly).
NBC is teasing the interview by pointing out that Pippa Middleton has done some interesting things. She went on a very long bike ride for charity. That’s interesting! She runs triathlons. Also interesting! She, uh…. wrote a book nobody bought. That’s… interesting… She…. wore… a ….. dress……