The Offset proposed to Cardi B last night onstage at her sold-out show in Philly. You’d kinda have to say yes because shiiiiitttt you can’t really have the Relationship Discussion when you’re mic-ed, and the seating capacity of the Wells Fargo Center is 21,000 people, and there are a bajillion people on the internet, so…she said yes!
Great: thar she blows, a coming
Twitter war between TMZ, Kathy Griffin, and Donald Trump. Kathy Griffin just doxxed TMZ’s villainous founder Harvey Levin, giving out his phone number and alleging that he makes weekly contact with Donald Trump. After the Trump mask scandal, she says her dying sister and her mother in her retirement home got death threats, which she attributes partly to TMZ’s constant coverage of her fall.
As for Andy Cohen, who just got her New Year’s gig and dissed her existence in a TMZ video, she tweets that he’s a misogynist who “treated [her] like a dog” and claims that he offered her blow before going on his show.
And a ton of other allegations against celebrities. TMZ fires in 5, 4, 3…
Jezebel has reached out to Cohen and TMZ for comment and will update the post if and when we hear back.
Just so you know they give no FUCKS, The Chainsmokers tweeted a refrigerator magnet full of REALNESS they’re gonna DROP on your FUCKING LIFE while you’re BRUSHING YOUR FUCKING TEETH and contemplating dropping five hits of acid RIGHT NOW on Saturday morning because where the FUCK were you at 5 AM while they were watching the sunrise on the roof tripping their balls off? Here’s some truth, MATH IS FAKE:
WANNA KNOW THE FUCKING TRUTH? NOBODY IS FUCKING HAPPY. NOBODY HAS SKIN MADE FROM OIL AND PAINT AND SUNLIGHT. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THIS FUCKING WORLD. FUCK, NOBODY PROBABLY UNDERSTANDS MATH AS MUCH AS THEY CLAIM. YOU’RE HERE ONE DAY AND GONE THE NEXT YOU’RE NOT. GOD? RELIGION? I’VE LEARNED A LOT MORE ABOUT THE WORLD BY EATING ACID AND SWALLOWING PILLS. TELL ME WHAT YOUR CHURCH HAS DONE FOR YOU? TELL ME IF YOU HAVE-
Some more, if you CAN HANDLE IT:
TMZ, the official media powerhouse of the Los Angeles International Airport, asks Brody Jenner about an Instagram video of Caitlyn fulfilling a lifelong fantasy of walking on the beach as “her authentic self” (Caitlyn’s caption). Jenner insists that Caitlyn is his dad, and then the reporter snickers and asks Brody if he finds his parent hot/not.
She’s lookin pretty good though.
[Turns to airport employees]
What do you think of Caitlyn Jenner on the beach right there?
Can you appreciate her beauty?
We all know what they mean.
- Mary J. Blige is now suing estranged husband Martin Isaacs, who has been collecting $30,000/month in spousal support for $6 million, TMZ reports. That would cover about half of their debt of $11.6 million, according to court documents filed by Blige. [TMZ]
- Favorite poor person activity: if you had $17 million, what celebrity home would you buy (if you didn’t spend it on charity or whatever)? The New York City two-floor penthouse Rihanna’s been renting, is up for sale, meaning we get real estate pics! It’s kinda meh compared to her mansions; the measure of a rich person’s home is its bathrooms, and this one only has three. [The Sun]
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