Kesha Believes This Is Her Final Human Incarnation

Every time Kesha speaks, I listen. Because more often than not, she is saying something profoundly true about the human experience, like We R Who We R (which is an undeniable fact when you think about it) or that turning the placenta you were formed in into a statement necklace—as she did—opens your third eye. She continues to bless us with her higher knowledge after all these years, and now we know why…

According to Kesha, she has reached her final form, and she is now free from the ceaseless cycle of rebirth. Hooray! On Wednesday’s episode of the Las Culturistas podcast, Kesha told Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang that she has lived a thousand lives, but Kesha is most definitely her last.

“I have had multiple people tell me this is my last incarnated life as a human,” she said, “which, depending on what anybody believes, I’ve been around lots of times.” I believe whatever Kesha believes. Apparently, this insight came from “multiple people, on totally separate, not connected, years-apart” occasions. She also added, “I’m triple pisces so…” Yeah, it all adds up. No further questions. 

“So this whole time, I’ve loved anything spiritual, anything witchy, anything supernatural. I love a ghost. I love a Bigfoot,” she said, and “all of that quantum consciousness,” which she cites as proof of the wisdom she’s accumulated over her many lifetimes inhabiting various “skin suits” belonging to the collective consciousness. In her former lives, she’s lived as both men and women, but didn’t reveal any further details. (Side note: I love it when celebrities reveal who they were in a past life! And because this is her last life, she knows that “we kind of have to be a little ratchet”—”I have ‘fuck the world’ tattooed on me, twice.”

She also said that, because of her spiritual learnedness, she would make a great cult leader. “I got a perfect score on the SATs. I was going to go to Columbia University. I’ve always wanted to be a cult leader,” she said. “Why do you think I love people dressing like me?” I’ve heard enough. Sign me up. Consider this our first sermon, and if we follow in her footsteps, we too might be reincarnated as a glittery 2010s-era pop star.

And if you don’t get it, then you simply don’t get it. This must be your first life!

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