Charlie Sheen Will Return To TV, Make "More Money Than Ever Before"

By Margaret Hartmann | June 28, 2011 | 12:03am

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Most people would consider getting fired due to their increasingly bizarre antics a wake up call. For Charlie Sheen it’s an opportunity for an even bigger payday. Chuckles has inked a deal with Lionsgate Television to create and star in a new sitcom. A source says, “Charlie’s character will be very similar to the one he played on Two And a Half Men, however the show will be a lot racier.” That’s great, because we’re running dangerously low on dirty, unfunny comedies. A bidding war is currently underway between the networks, and TBS is the frontrunner. Charlie won’t be paid $2 million per episode, but he stands to “make more money than ever before” — if he manages to hold it together through the first season, that is. [Radar]

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