First of all, I kind of hate all of this. But I do kind of love that Brown didn’t accuse Tran of doing anything more serious than “going on dates” with Drake. Not hooking up with or sleeping with. Just going on dates because Drake is goddamn thirsty, but a gentlesir. Second, my only real interest in all this is what meme or picture Rihanna will post on Instagram in response to all this, though I’m sure this will suffice for the time being. Third these kids need to branch the fuck out and just find other people to dick around with. [ONTD]
I’m loving Lorde on the cover of Sunday Telegraph’s Stella magazine. In the magazine she talks about opting out of red carpets, saying:
“I’d just turned 16, and people were wanting me to do red carpets and I was, like, ‘I’m still getting used to how I look and I’m still growing.’ And I don’t want to just feel sad because someone said, ‘Ooh, she’s on the worst-dressed list!’ So I thought, ‘I don’t have to do this if I don’t want to.’ And it’s been so amazing and so stress-free not doing it. But I did it last night and it was fine.”
Also, fun fact about her stage name: “I wanted an aristocratic title, but I wanted it to look feminine.”
Yep, “Lorde” definitely covers those stipulations. [ONTD]
- Emily Deschanel is pregnant again! [US Weekly]
- Sorry to take a chainsaw to your dreams, but Tim Tebow and Jana Duggar aren’t dating. They’ve never even met. [US Magazine]
- If anyone calls FKA twigs “quirky” ever again, she’ll throw up on herself. [Contact Music]
- American Express just filed a creditor’s claim, saying that Casey Kasem (but probably someone else in his life) owes over $40,000. BY THE WAY, CASEY KASEM STILL HASN’T BEEN BURIED. [TMZ]
- Selena Gomez is a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston. This makes so much sense to me. [Contact Music]
- You might think that Miley‘s a pretty heavy partier, but Patrick smoked weed like way before he met her. [TMZ]
- Tika Sumpter will be playing Michelle Obama in that movie about the early romance of the P and FLOTUS. [Contact Music]
