Coachella 2022: Let’s Hear It for Weekend 2 Looks

Pouring one out for some sandy fashion sins or righted wrongs during a second romp in the desert.

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As if one crocheted extravaganza in the desert wasn’t enough, it’s time to pick apart the looks that dominated the second weekend of Coachella.

During the first weekend, I hear those elder millennials who survived the three-day abuse to their bodies (read: there were not a lot) thoroughly enjoyed the music. There were plenty of highlights, including Harry Styles in a sequined romper bringing out Shania Twain to perform “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” and Megan thee Stallion sending everyone screaming to their knees with the debut of a new song. The SoCal festival even had its very own slice of Fyre Festival-esque drama, as Revolve’s annual gathering left It Girls, influencers, and people who know people stranded in the desert for hours.

During Weekend 2, however, fans were treated to a second set of the crème de la crème of music’s elites and their styling choices. Although I adore “Slut Pop” and nearly everything Kim Petras sings, I was personally disappointed to see that she got slimed on her way to the stage again. Meanwhile, I died and dug myself a grave for the second weekend in a row as Harry Styles brought out Lizzo, leaving me no chance for resurrection. Billie Eilish brought out Hayley Williams to sing “Misery Business” together, reigniting the inner punk princesses of chronic angsty girls everywhere.

Princess Nokia and Normani looked fabulous as attendees this weekend, but many of the influencers present failed to put their own twists of personal style on desert chic. Instead, they simply regurgitated the metallic Boho looks that crop up at Zara around this time every year.

With that said, a round of applause for the artists who flew their private jets to Palm Springs with pizzazz, and a hardy “BOO” for those who looked a little, uh, windswept for a second weekend in a row.

Harry Styles

Harry Styles
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I’ll have you know this is a Gucci feather coat, which almost distracts from the face Harry’s making onscreen in the background. Hoping, wishing, praying that’s not the face he makes when he jizzes.

The Weeknd

The Weeknd
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Yo Matrix cast, somebody come get your boy. You left him in the past.

Normani

THIS IS FESTIVAL STYLE. The entire ensemble looks like it could be homemade, but is probably really expensive and that is the correct vibe the desert demands. Take a bow.

Jhene Aiko

Jhene Aiko
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Consider me dazzled.




Someone’s been watching too many amateur seamstress TikToks, but this styling still fucks.

Doja Cat

Doja Cat
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Hot. Doja might even be approaching Zendaya red carpet status.

Karol G

Karol G
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It’s giving primary color Crayola set.

Megan thee Stallion

Megan thee Stallion
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If the Green Goblin from Spiderman was hot.

Lizzo and Harry Styles

Lizzo and Harry Styles
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Matching. Gucci. Feather. Jackets.

Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen
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Yes to the blonde, not sure about this Colonial woman mid-undressing. Her petticoat is just out of frame.

Hayley Williams and Billie Eilish

Hayley Williams and Billie Eilish
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All I see are kneepads and my teenage dream in Converse.

Anitta

Anitta
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Anitta nailed all three looks during her set, but this jumpsuit, complete with diamond thong hanging out the back, is now burned in my memory.

Arlo Parks and Phoebe Bridgers

Arlo Parks and Phoebe Bridgers
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Ok, who does Phoebe’s Botox and can I have their number?

Paris Hilton (.eth???)

The Pink Panther goes to her first rave. Can’t say this works on any level, but you gotta give it to Paris for being herself.

Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast

Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast
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Top to bottom absolutely perfect. Zero complaints.

Ari Lennox

Ari Lennox
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Obsessed with a glove moment, obsessed with this Dream Girls leotard.

Conan Gray

Conan Gray
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SO PRETTY IN PINK.

 
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