Comment Of The Day: Charlie Sheen Is Hazardous To Your Health

Here are J’accagan‘s final words on the matter:

Charlie Sheen offering Lindsay Lohan impulse control advice is like- *head explodes*

(A few hours later)

COP: Jesus, what a mess.

CORONER: Yeah, we see this a lot.

COP: What the hell happened?

CORONER: Metaphail.

COP: Come again?

CORONER: His head was filled with so many possible metaphors at the same time, it exploded.

COP: Any idea what set him off?

CORONER: Blog post. Apparently Charlie Sheen was giving Lindsay Lohan impulse control advice.

COP: Well that’s like…That’s like…A dog…Giving a…Cat…A…Broccoli…

CORONER: Oh, God.

COP: AJNJDANJFJSFNJFAKDK

CORONER: CALL A BUS! HE’S ABOUT TO POP!

COP: *head explodes*

(CORONER FALLS TO HIS KNEES, WAVES FIST)

CORONER: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN…!

[fin]

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