ididthatonce wrote maybe the best poem of all time, ever:
OLD MCOPRAH HAD A FARM
O-P-R-A-H
AND ON THAT FARM SHE HAD
JOHN TRAVOLTAAAAAAAAAAA
O-P-R-A-H
WITH A LAWSUIT HERE
AND A GAY RUMOR THERE
HERE A MOVIE
THERE A MOVIE
EVERYWHERE A CRAPPY MOVIE
OLD MCOPRAH HAD A FARM
O-P-R-A-H
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