Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website
LatestGreat news, erections! No longer will you have to drag your tired boner bodies all the way to the drug store to get your Viagra because Pfizer, in a first for the drug industry, is making that little $25 pill available on its website. Just type your prescription information into the keyboard and your supply will arrive in days.
If you’re thinking “But a version of Viagra is already available online! I’ve been taking the generic version that I found at an online pharmacy and it works great!” then I’m sorry, but you have not been taking Viagra. More than likely, you’ve actually been taking ground up shark teeth or bull semen or anything that’s not Viagra because Viagra has a very specific patent that gives Pfizer exclusive rights to make and sell the drug until 2020. Cheap counterfeits pop up all over the web — according to Pfizer, Viagra is the most counterfeited drug in the U.S. — but they have not undergone the same testing and regulations as legit Viagra has (i.e. on Bob Dole’s penis).