Courtney Love to Pickle: 'Fuck Em All'

I love you pickle…..fuck em all

— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) June 20, 2013

@DannyZuker Loser Danny is obsessed with Trump.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2013

.@realDonaldTrump Uh oh it’s starting 2 rain bullshit again! Quick put on this shower cap made in the US of what? pic.twitter.com/gUtv9ZnwY4

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 20, 2013

We know who did the hoax of James Gandolfini and ObamaCare. Be careful, Mister.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2013

My kids might have just overheard me describe them as “the ultimate cock blocks” in case you want to take away my World’s Greatest Dad mug.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 20, 2013

Today, we cut to black. #RIPJamesGandolfini

— HBO (@HBO) June 20, 2013

@pink really love “just give me a reason”…everything about it. just wonderful music and beautiful lyrics.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 20, 2013

My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: “As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.”

— bob saget (@bobsaget) June 20, 2013

Is it weird if I gamble alone in Vegas at 9am in my pajamas???

— Kimberly Cole (@KimberlyCole1) June 20, 2013

Cool. Now hosted by @IAmJohnOliver, the @TheDailyShow‘s opening sequence no longer portrays a backward spinning Earth.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 20, 2013

Man. This dude just commented about shit on my Instagram picture being “ratchet.” Sir, I don’t think that word means what you think it means

— Jean Option+5 Grae (@JeanGreasy) June 20, 2013

I’m pretty sure your Shih Tzu is not a Service Dog.

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) June 20, 2013

Ate pot before I played basketball. Noticed myself saying “not on my watch” a lot.

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) June 20, 2013

The Indigo bunting is a SEXY bird.

— Neko Case (@NekoCase) June 20, 2013

After devoting COUNTLESS hrs to the Kardashians and standing by them while they drank each others breast milk I feel owed this baby’s name.

— Casey Wilson (@caseyrosewilson) June 20, 2013

I’m in Tampa. Hot & steamy here. Speaking to 800 school principals today. Then… On to the Magic Kingdom.

— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) June 20, 2013

I have wolf blitzer’s email.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) June 20, 2013

Throw back Thursday!!! Am I crying??? @GeriHalliwell stop arrhhhh pic.twitter.com/e3kCfZDMFP

— Melanie Brown (@OfficialMelB) June 20, 2013

I am so gay for heterosexuality! Mm, boobs etc

— Ed Weeks (@EdwardWeeks) June 20, 2013

with her blend of racism and mouthwatering lasagna I’m now totally convinced Paula Deen is actually my grandfather in drag

— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) June 20, 2013

@AndrewWK party for your life! Party!!!!!!

— Gillian Jacobs (@GillianJacobs) June 20, 2013

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