Dame Helen Mirren Is a Tall Drink of Water By Laura Beck | July 12, 2013 | 4:00am Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Bluesky Email ! Algae-filled water — but it still counts. Plus: Those earrings! Actress/Dame Helen Mirren attends the premiere of Summit Entertainment’s ‘RED 2’ at Westwood Village on July 11, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court More from JezebelInside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to WaitstaffMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: