Have you ever thought about how rad it would be if Tina Fey took over Saturday Night Live once Lorne Michaels is ready to retire? Well, don’t start now because I have it on good authority that A.) Lorne Michaels has actually been dead since the ’80s and has been running the show as a ghost and B.) Tina Fey isn’t interested, not because it wouldn’t be fun, but because she doesn’t think that anyone could do it quite as well as Michaels can.