As Christmas approaches, so too do we approach finding which holiday tune is the most terrible. Let your too-small heart shrink three more sizes and bury yourself with a sprig of holly in your heart and these terrible songs in your ears: Unsweet Sixteen voting continues right now.
Click above to enlarge, or go here for a printable version of the original bracket.
Yesterday’s matchups got heated, but one thing is clear: you guys really hate “The Christmas Shoes.” It was deemed worse than its “Silent Night” competition by about an 80-something percentage point margin. Other winners (or losers, since winning this competition means “most hated”) from yesterday: “All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth” takes down “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in spite of the fact that the video that was posted with the song featured Jessica Simpson at her most embarrassing and sexydesperatemanic. “Toyland” out sucked “Jingle Bell Rock,” and “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” pummeled “Winter Wonderland.”
But today we’ve got to tackle the other side of the bracket, and hot toddies is today’s contest going to be a doozy.
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