Nothing on All Hallows’ Eve was scarier than what went down at a West Hollywood party at Greystone Manor, where Rihanna gave Chris Brown “dirty lap dances.” As opposed to, you know, chastely grinding on someone’s one-eyed friction whistle. [Hollyscoop]
And the next morning Ri-Ri posted a topless shot. [Daily Mail]
And Brown just had another successful probation hearing (although when Brown tried to speak, the judge cut him off: “I don’t dance, you don’t talk.”) [CNN]
And Chris Brown’s mom Joyce Hawkins took to Twitter to defend her son’s questionable Halloween costume: “Halloween is for fun, nothing more than just fun. Get a life please… So does this mean when we dress our kids as Satan we glorifying him or (is) it just out of fun?… Keep smiling angel.” Wow. Chris Brown has a mom, guys. [Toronto Sun]
In the immortal words of Wham! ft. George Michael, I’m never gonna dance again-guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm. This appears to (metaphorically) be the case with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, who spent Halloween cavorting in cheap masks at a Maroon 5-hosted party in L.A.
“They were holding hands, and at one point, he put his arm around her. She [didn’t seem] as affectionate towards him.” Another source: “They shared drinks with friends at the party and were in a good mood. Rob was all over Kristen, while she seemed a bit more reserved.” Oh, K-Stew. If you don’t want Twi-hards to keep throwing eggs at you, you better step up 2 the streets. [People]
Amanda Bynes is threatening to sue InTouch for a story they ran about the 26-year-old walking around a New York tanning salon in “nothing but her goggles,” looking “painfully thin” and “out of it.” Bynes retorted in Us Weekly: “I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.” So what you’re trying to say, Amanda, is you’re… all that? SHAZZAM. [Us Weekly]
Katy Perry and actress Shannon Woodward dressed as Jane and Daria for Halloween! A+ [Twitter]
Russell Brand bought Perry a bracelet for her birthday; I hope it was engraved with “SRY ABOUT DVORCE HAP BDAY 2 U.” [Monsters and Critics]