Disney's Misunderstood (?) Feminist (?) Icons (?), Drawn Lovingly

By Laura Beck | October 1, 2012 | 6:20pm

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If Maleficent could’ve just kept that foolish girl asleep, and if Cruella de Vil had succeeded in making a luxe coat out of 101 puppy hides, what would the movie posters look like? We’re pretty sure that artist Justin McTwisp got it right. These maniacal sociopaths would’ve dined on the corpses of their tasty enemies and turned their non-tasty enemies into stone. No group singalongs with bluebirds or equality throughout the land for these psychos, thanks very much.

All of these pictures seem ripe for some Wicked-style backstory, am I right? Should we write it? Or are there already dozens of books and ten billion fanfic forums? Well, either way, I know all of us could do it better, together, and I say that knowing that it’s exactly the kind of thing that would get me killed off in one of these stories. So, uh, why don’t you leave your story ideas below and I won’t steal them, don’t worry about it, nobody’s stealing your ideas around here, okay, RELAX.