Don't Worry, the Couples Making Out in These Trojan Ads Are Married

By Laura Beck  |  July 3, 2013 | 2:30am
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These condom ads might be sexy — mainly due to that hot Elvis cover GOOD LORD — but it’s really annoying how every spot has to have the wedding ring front and center. Because, you know, only married people have hot sex. Oh, wait…

It’s a small complaint, I guess, I mainly find these commercials arousing. And I know the fact that it turns me on turns you on — especially considering that I have a cold towel on my forehead, a heating pad on my groin, and I’m wearing men’s cargo shorts paired with a XXL t-shirt with this cartoon printed on it:

I silkscreened it myself!

Anyway, get married so you can finally have good sex, ok??

[via AdWeek]

 
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