Last night, Rebel Wilson stepped out to host the annual MTV Movie Awards, an event that’s so impossible to take seriously that I honestly cannot imagine putting any effort into getting dressed up for it.
It’s a low-key affair (if a bunch of teenagers screaming at you for three hours can ever be considered low-key), which you think would take the pressure off and allow the celebrities walking the red carpet to relax and have a little bit of fun, but, no, almost everyone played it boring, making a facial expression of apathy the biggest fashion trend of the evening.
Zoe Saldana and Melissa McCarthy both look like they’d rather be getting their teeth pulled. Kerry Washington tries to grin and bear it in a black and mango number that’s business in the front/party in the back.
Paramore’s Hayley Williams seems fun and adorable, Rebel Wilson keeps it comfortable in an Adidas tracksuit and Kim Kardashian gives her unborn child a lesson in smizing.
I like the intentions of Bella Thorne‘s ivory suit, but wish she would have gone full-Kardashian with it and and paired it off with a matching bustier rather than a khaki colored camisole. Ke$ha turned up looking like Ke$ha (THANK GOD) and Maddie Hasson takes a swing at the ’70s with a Bianca Jagger-esque white jumpsuit that would definitely benefit from some louder gold jewelry.
Both Taissa Farmiga and Anna Camp pair tight and white with pink accessories. Karlie Kloss wears a pencil skirt with a sports bra and the perfect haircut.