Great news! If you’ve always wanted to have sexual intercourse with a cold, lifeless replica of Teen MomFarrah Abraham‘s genitals, YOUR TIME IS NEAR. Abraham had a professional cast made of her naked body and will be releasing a line of Farrah-Abraham’s-genitals-shaped novelties in early 2014. No shame in that game, y’all. You do you.
Farrah sat for a molding of a replica of her lower half and breasts during a recent visit to sex toy company Topco Sales.
Crafted using the company’s world-renowned CyberSkin materials, the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah.
…“We’re thrilled to have been selected to partner with such a media-savvy celebrity,” Scott Tucker, the company’s CEO, told Radar.
“We’re eagerly looking forward to working with Farrah on promoting her amazing new line of pleasure products and we’re twice as thrilled to bring these new products to her fans around the world.”
Follow-up idea: Someone should make Farrah Abraham’s baby a full-body lifesize replica of her mom! [Radar]