Fox News is a station not shy about yelling. If you’re ever stuck in an airport terminal with it on (the only times I’ve been forced to watch more than hour of Fox), you know that their hosts have a knack for name-calling, emphatically head-shaking, and finger-wagging. These are not the rules of debate we had at my high school debate club, no siree! We had to debate like civilized young members of civil society, using persuasive facts instead of finger-pointing to make our points and wearing awkward business suits for teens from Kohl’s. But over at cable news, the days of formal debate are long gone. It’s an Around the Horn style free-for-all when it comes intellectual debates, because that’s the best way to develop political thought in a truly democratic state!
But sometimes, just sometimes, Fox News knows how to check itself. Point and case: shrieking bobble head Hannity frequenter Bill Cunningham was being a complete asshole to Tamara Holder, a Fox News contributor, on the June 21 edition of the show. Cunningham, the asshat in question, was arguing that Attorney General Eric Holder purposefully misled Congress while under oath. In order to really prove his point, Cunningham not only wagged his finger at Holder in now-you-listen-here-missy manner, but stated: “Wait a minute. You shut up. Know your role and shut your mouth,” to which the shocked Holder replied, “My role as a woman?” and Cunningham confirmed. “Yeah. Yeah.”