Golden Globe Nominations: And The Best Cunnilingus Scene Goes To…

This morning, the Golden Globe nominations foretold good things for The King’s Speech, The Social Network, and Black Swan, and more. But the probability of someone winning for a scene involving oral sex on a woman is very, very high.

There was the usual mix of inevitability and errant surprises in this morning’s list; it’s always fun to think about which movie nominees will definitely not make it to the Oscars. This time: Burlesque! Have fun while you can, Love And Other Drugs people! Time also to figure out how The Tourist qualifies as a comedy.

The King’s Speech and The Fighter got the most nominations, and in the TV category, Glee ruled. Also, Johnny Depp is nominated against himself.

Meanwhile, as awards season kicks off, blogger Jeff Wells notes how much cunnilingus this year’s awards favorites involve. Both those receiving — Annette Bening in The Kids Are All Right, Natalie Portman in Black Swan and Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine — and to a lesser extent, those giving (Mila Kunis in Black Swan, Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine) were nominated today as well. (Sorry, Julianne Moore. You, um, get the shaft for The Kids Are All Right.) And Julianne Moore!

Best Picture, Drama:

Black Swan

The Fighter

Inception

The King’s Speech

The Social Network

Best Picture, Comedy/Musical:
Alice in Wonderland

Burlesque

The Kids Are All Right

Red

The Tourist

Best Actress, Drama:
Halle Berry, Frankie and Alice
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine
Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Actor, Drama:
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours
Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine
Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter

Best Director:
David Fincher, The Social Network
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David O. Russell, The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

Best Supporting Actor:
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Andrew Garfield, The Social Network
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech
Michael Douglas, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Best Actress, Comedy:
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Anne Hathaway, Love and Other Drugs
Angelina Jolie, The Tourist
Emma Stone, Easy A
Julianne Moore, The Kids Are All Right

Best Actor, Comedy:
Kevin Spacey, Casino Jack
Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs
Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland
Johnny Depp, The Tourist
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version

TV Series, Drama
Mad Men

Dexter

Boardwalk Empire

The Good Wife

The Walking Dead

Best Actor, TV Drama:
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House

Best Actress, TV Comedy:
Toni Collette, The United States of Tara
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Lea Michele, Glee

Best Actor, TV Comedy:
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Thomas Jane, Hung
Matthew Morrison, Glee
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress, TV Drama:
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy
Piper Perabo, Covert Affairs

Best Screenplay
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Christopher Nolan, Inception
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
David Seidler, The King’s Speech
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours

Best Original Song:
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” by Diane Warren, Burlesque
“Bound to You,” Burlesque
“Coming Home”, Country Strong
“I See the Light,” by Alan Menken, Tangled
“There’s a Place for Us,” Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Best Supporting Actor, TV:
Chris Colfer, Glee
Chris Noth, The Good Wife
Scott Caan, Hawaii- 5-0
David Strathairn, Temple Grandin
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family

Best Supporting Actress, TV:
Hope Davis, The Special Relationship
Jane Lynch, Glee
Kelly MacDonald, Boardwalk Empire
Julia Stiles, Dexter
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Best Animated Film:
Tangled

Toy Story 3

How To Train Your Dragon

Despicable Me

The Illusionist

TV Series, Comedy:
30 Rock

The Big Bang Theory

The Big C

Glee

Modern Family

Nurse Jackie

Best Foreign-Language Film:
I Am Love

Biutiful

The Concert

The Edge

In a Better World

Best Mini-Series
Carlos

The Pacific

Temple Grandin

You Don’t Know Jack

Pillars of the Earth