Heidi Montag Reacts To Her Own Face

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is not happy about her sad-faced tabloid cover. Plus, Snooki has finished “writing” her book and reveals the cover art.

My book is done! A Shore Thing baby! For all my wonderful fans! January 4th babes! Xoxo http://plixi.com/p/64631510 less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Nicole Polizzi
Sn00ki

A white guy just asked me seriously.. Why do brothers love women with big bootys.. I told him ‘Because that’s the IMPACT AREA’.less than a minute ago via web

ICE T
FINALLEVEL

Coco even told me that she was considered fat while she had a 23 inch waist.. I told here ‘Don’t worry baby, I appreciate that ass!’less than a minute ago via web

ICE T
FINALLEVEL

My brain always told me… If she’s too skinny.. She probably can’t cook..less than a minute ago via web

ICE T
FINALLEVEL

Ugh. Happy kills me with his unhappy cute looks http://yfrog.com/hs9nmpj less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

rose mcgowan
rosemcgowan

This is the only thing that matters… http://twitpic.com/3ifgpp less than a minute ago via Twitpic

Bethenny Frankel
Bethenny

I had some rough holidays growing up. I just want to wish everybody a happy holiday.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

50cent
50cent

I’m in China. I feel like a Jew on Christmas.less than a minute ago via web

Eli Roth
eliroth

An early start for me this morning, Merry Christmas eve eve eve you sexy tweeters!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck